Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Outwitted by a cat


A kitten actually. Do me a favor. Review the following statistics and give me Your odds on who should have emerged victorious vis a vis the match-up last night...

Me: Human. Above average IQ. 36 years on this planet. Backed up by 50 years cat-trap making technology and a can of fresh tuna.

Cat in question: Kitten. Probably about 6 months old. Brain the size of a smallish apple. Plays with bugs.

So, I failed entirely to catch that stupid animal last night (plus it was dark and I was tired {whine}) so I'm sitting out there again tonight hoping to entice aforementioned animal into the nice scary wire house I've set up to imprison it so I can take it to the vet and have it cut apart and sewn back together. hmmmmmmm. I'm beginning to see the rationale for it maybe not wanting to get caught...

Dumb cat.

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