I'm back!

Did we miss me? I was sick yesterday. I will not describe the type of sick due to the delicate sensibilities of some of my readers; suffice to say, much time was spent staring at the catbox (located in the bathroom) and wondering why the heck I don't clean that thing more often. No wonder I don't have any friends. (Actually, it just occured to me that the friends I do have are supposedly "allergic" to cats and that that's why they never come over... hmmmmm.... It's all beginning to make a freakish sort of sense.....). Anyway, I'm here and I'm realizing that I have nothing interesting to say so I'll stop for now. Hopefully, by lunchtime the mind will kick into gear and the witticisms will just spew forth....