I'm in awe...

Mistah Lovah-Lovah just got back from a trip to Vancouver BC where he had this to share re: the fact that he and his buddies were enticed to leave the house by the promise of someone having some "hot friends" who would be at the club they were supposed to go to. Go here to read the full account but for those of you who are click-shy, let me offer this tidbit...

"Hot Friends" This phenomenon rarely exists. Any girl will say their friends are 'hot' but usually in most cases, they are not. But stupid males will hope that the 3.21% chance there ARE hot friends will come true. Odds are never good...yet...as males....we will still keep falling for it...because we are stupid AND we dont want to be the group of guys that say 'No.' and find out the next day that the friends were indeed 'Hot' and they missed out ...this will bring ridicule, name calling and general beratement of not only all your male friends, but those just passing by on the street who happen to hear of your stupidity. -- Mistah Lovah Lovah

Boys. So simple yet at the same time, so... simple.