Receptionist wanted...

Yo, if anyone out there knows of anyone who is looking to hire an entry-level receptionist, office assistant type let me know. There's a super-nice lady here at work who is looking to change careers (currently a security guard); super personable, but not a lot of office experience. (and cute! Can I just say...!! Not that that's any reason to hire her nor is it my primary reason for wishing to assist but jeesus, gawd, I gots to say, she's pretty easy on the eyes...{mind drift} Oops... sorry, where were we...)

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The kid has a luhau (sp?) at school today so she is all dressed up Hawaiian style and I just have to say, she is adorable! Mistah L-L is picking her up from school and he has a digital cameral so those of you who want access to some primo "Boo-being-cute-in-a-sarongey-sort-of-way" pics let me know and I'll see about floating some your way...

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So, I'm feeling the lack of snuggling in my life and am thinking about posting an ad on Craigslist. I imagine it would run thusly:

"Here's what I want. I want someone who is mostly nice, fairly funny and kinda cute to read this ad. I want that person to respond with a witty e-mail that will make me smile. I want us to meet for coffee/tea/bagels/whatever and freaking slay each other with our charming ways/ hilarious wittisisms. (I want someone who knew I spelled "witticism" wrong but was willing to cut me a little slack.) Once we've established that we're both brillant, sexy and 'doable' I want us to figure out a time when we can get busy. I want us to continue to write to each other; to occassionally call each other late at night and, whenever there's a break in our otherwise stupidly hectic schedules, I want us to f*** . If this works for you let me know; if not, why not? I'm curious..."

What do we think?

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BTW, the butt is doing fine. It was many time less painful this morning than it was yesterday although it still hurts to sit...