Wednesday, July 23, 2003

Today I am not sexy


Today I am in pain. I'm tired and whiney and crippled. Yesterday I was the same but I had the good sense to stay home and sleep all day. Today I am sitting upright and typing and feeling sorry for myself. I know that I am not sexy today because I met some lady in the elevator who was. She was smiley and vivacious and wearing neat stretchy leopard print pants. She had platinum blonde hair, chocolate skin and two gold teeth. She was wearing 6 inch heels and when she said "Anything sweet in there?" (referring to the plastic bag I was carrying) she coupled it with a super-toothy smile and a Costa Rican accent. She is sexy. I am not her ergo I am not. Today, I'm not even close.

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