So, Mr. Lovah Lovah was discussing random, disgusting things with a buddy of his (at work, as is his wont) and the conversation drifted around to the following lofty subject:

“Which would you rather have posted to the internet - pictures of you passed out drunk with [Specific degenerate friend of Mr. L-L] “defecating” on your face or you passed out drunk with [Specific degenerate friend] “reaching orgasm” on your face.

Apparently the little circle of respondents was divided as to which was more categorically discusting. Two of the boys and all of the girls chose the salt bath. Mr. L-L elected the feces. One respondent also mentioned that the girls probably chose the "emmissions" because they were “accustomed to it.” This is where I came in.

Chick (4:18:56 PM): cuz they're used to it???! what the hell kind of misogynistic...?!
Chick (4:19:31 PM): see, that’s exactly why girls won’t go down on you people. You have to convince them that it’s a good thing
Mr. L-L (4:19:42 PM): hahahahaha
Chick (4:19:57 PM): you should enthusiastically choose the cum because it's soooo great and tasty and healthy and it makes your skin glow
Chick (4:20:04 PM): then they'll be more interested in the act
Chick (4:20:16 PM): dummy
Mr. L-L (4:20:45 PM): that is true
Mr. L-L (4:20:46 PM): lol
Chick (4:21:45 PM): i'm telling you, you need to talk to me before you go having these types of conversations with your friends
Mr. L-L (4:21:51 PM): hahahaa
Chick (4:22:19 PM): and why exactly did it have to be [Specific degenerate friend of Mr. L-L] performing the act?
Mr. L-L (4:22:55 PM): cuz [Specific degenerate friend of Mr. L-L] is the one that will take pics of himself mounting us guys when we pass out drunk...
Mr. L-L (4:23:01 PM): it's funny to him
Chick (4:23:12 PM): I see...
Chick (4:23:49 PM): and you still pass out drunk in front of him? Should I be doing an internet search on you?
Mr. L-L (4:24:20 PM): nope...lol
Chick (4:24:37 PM): can i post our side of this conversation?
Mr. L-L (4:24:53 PM): NO
Mr. L-L (4:24:53 PM): ok..maybe
Chick (4:25:19 PM): what if I write some sort of sensitive commentary to offset your philistine viewpoint?
Mr. L-L (4:25:37 PM): let me review it first
Chick (4:26:07 PM): I'll censure it a little for my PG-13 audience
Mr. L-L (4:26:11 PM): ok.
Chick (4:26:18 PM): sweet!

Does anyone wonder why I can't live without this guy??