This just in: my pal and "top-flat-in-the-duplex-directly-in-front-of-my-house" occupier, Miss Tail is deserting us to move back to San Francisco meaning that her fabulous, LARGE one-bedroom in the heart of the rollicking Northgate district in sunny Oakland (I just found out that's what the area where we live is called. The city put a sign up yesterday about a block away from the house) is shortly to be rendered available. If anyone knows anyone who is cool and nice and not a sociopath who is looking for a home to call their own, please let me know so I can inform my fabulous Landpeeps. TIA!