Celibate by April!

That's the goal...and at this point it looks like we're going to make it! Yay! Go, us!

Blah.

I just did more to assist the fledgling relationships of random females who I quite honestly feel I owe no allegiance whatsoever to before 9:00am this morning than I think I've done in the last thirteen years. Whatever. Maybe I'll get to move to the shorter line while I'm waiting to get into Heaven. Maybe not. Anyway. Good-luck, you guys! Thanks for the memories! Call when you find work...!

Did I already say blah?