I get PAID to do this??!

Just got a call from Marketing asking if I could possibly assist with this event. They want me to take polaroids of Ms. Hartley as she poses with her random adoring fans. Now, for those of you who may have missed the key elements here -- I. get. to. stare. at Nina Hartley. for two hours. whilst simultaneously doing everything in my power to make her and whomever she's with "give it up for the camera!" -- there is a god and she loves me!