Things I do NOT wish to be reminded of...

I know I said I'd put out for Lyle tickets but that was a joke! (Well, not entirely but I said it after the original offer was made so it's not like it was part of the contract...!) and These children having designs on me is NOTHING like me having designs on my professor! They are young and experiencing minor infatuation with someone who they consider to be their "superior" yet at the same time "accessible" and the power differential inherent in that situation turns them on. I, on the other hand, am in love. (Or at least pretty seriously in like. Besides, my Prof is cute!)