Mmmmmm. Sexxxxy...!

I have one cranky child who needs a bath, one sleepy child who won't let me put her down and a half carton of spoiled Half and half in my refrigerator. I discovered the latter by dumping a bunch of the congealed mass into what was going to be my first cup of coffee. I am also covered in baby throw-up (luckily, my shirt has a large multicolored print so I think it'll blend right in.... Eventually...) Anyone who knows what i was thinking when i decided to do this, could they please take a moment to quickly sketch it all out on a napkin or something and send it to me. Soon, please. Thanks.